Call It Like You See It.

Here's a story courtesy of my dad.

Grandpa and Jack were out working in the yard. Jack was helping Grandpa dig a hole to fix the sprinklers when Grandpa found a great big, round rock. Of course his response was, "Jackson! Look what I found! I think it's a dinosaur egg!" And, of course, Jackson replied, "No, Grandpa. I think they call that a rock."