04 July 2009

Do This, Not That.

This holiday, please DON'T:

* light yourself on fire

* play with gasoline and matches

* smoke while wearing your oxygen

* smoke anywhere near oxygen

* how about smoke at all

* did I mention lighting yourself on fire?

* Actually, why don't you just set those matches down and slowly walk away.

Thank you.

Your friendly neighborhood blood gas technician.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha ha i'm not even going to ask for details because i might not be able to handle it.