12 October 2010

In Theory.

Ever thought of the perfect plan? Had it all figured out? Been so pumped up and so sure of yourself that, yeah, you KNOW this is awesome. This is gonna be great. This is gonna work perfectly. And then you get there and you look around and think What. The. Hell.

That's the story of my life. Trust me - some things are just better left in theory. And so I present to you my most recent Better In Theory list:

Working graveyards. Running a marathon.
Calling it like it is. Do-It-Yourself home projects. Gardening.

And while we're at it, let's just list some other things that work better in theory, shall we?

Cloth diapers. Dieting. Lady Gaga. Getting a puppy. Optimism. Budgeting.
Family Home Evening. Twilight. Health care reform. Having children. Math. Food storage.

And that's just off the top of my tired little head. So I wanna know, what things do you think are better in theory?

6 comments:

jenica said...

hey, i still think you're paint job at least looks amazing. ;-D

xoxo

Anonymous said...

Haha before I add to the list. What is Lady Gaga? My addition... butchering a pair of rabbits (like we did this morning) goes much better in theory than real life!

Anonymous said...

Farting when you have diarreha. You asked..

Rachel Dean-Dastrup said...

Facebook. Making your own Carmel apples (so much work, and who knows if they will turn out!)

Lori Buhr said...

Keeping up with friends and family on the computer.

The Betitas said...

The master cleanse, apparently....